sorry

louserz

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

illusioncanthurtme

My last 2 brain cells if someone actually ends up liking me

Source: psychicbitch

adhdalistair

elderberrycoughdrops

i miss being 5 years old and collecting the static from the tv with my hands

captainesc

Source: lovingrot

feferisprite

unrelatedtouserboxes

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

nextvisibledelicious

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

rocketrandom66

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*

Source: liepard

verytamenow

orange-twilight

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

Source: erainab

humorrelated

wethekeegsta

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

egaylitarian

Please watch this video

blue-pixiedust

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

mechaphil

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

inaneenglish

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

yourdreamscantlast

@whateverthepoodle

Source: wethekeegsta

goatpolice

personalgremlin

she’s decadent

Source: opossummypossum

apatheticskeleton

neonsourpatchkids

Shows that gen z/late 90s kids remember vaguely but still love so much

maggotmagnet

Damn this is incredibly specific you’re right, it’s all lodged in my subconscious 😭(born ‘99)

Source: nspks

wynonnus-interruptus

one-time-i-dreamt

I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.

alpinewriter

Reflections on this post:

1. I need to read URLs.

2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.

3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.

4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.

Source: one-time-i-dreamt

wynonnus-interruptus

womanbecomescow

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE